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Love Nozzle No. 6
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Perfectly normal household attachments. Designed in Sweden. Misunderstood everywhere else.
Six attachments. One perfect result.
A working household tool with optimised vortex geometry — and a name we regret nothing about. Ask for it by number.
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Blowjob
Redirects the vortex outward for keyboards, vents and delicate shelving. 1 BlowjobFunctionReverse-flow dusterCatalogueAsk for No. 1ManualConsult the Swedish…
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Maximum Suction
Peak airflow for high-pile carpet, stairs and stubborn pet hair. 2 Maximum SuctionFunctionSealed-lip wide boreCatalogueAsk for No. 2ManualConsult…
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Crevice Confessor
Extracts whatever hides between cushions, seats and skirting boards. 3 Crevice ConfessorFunctionNarrow 14° taperCatalogueAsk for No. 3ManualConsult the…
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Flexible Persuader
Bends into radiators, grilles and otherwise reluctant corners. 4 Flexible PersuaderFunctionArticulated neckCatalogueAsk for No. 4ManualConsult the Swedish manual
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Corner Teaser
Coaxes dust from 90° room corners, cornices and picture rails. 5 Corner TeaserFunctionAngled fin tipCatalogueAsk for No. 5ManualConsult…
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Love Nozzle
Optimised for carpets, curtains, difficult corners and modern homes. Bayonet lock, high-visibility colourway, ergonomic grip. The favourite. 6…
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Handmade in Sweden · small batch · questionable naming · serious suction